Well, I suppose that some part of my otherwise emo night is over, but there is so much more to talk about.
A couple of days back, I decided to measure myself. Not having rulers, measuring tape, or anything reasonably comparable to those things, I started to think a little out of the box. I went to the closet and grabbed a legal pad. I forget how long the longer sides are, but the shorter sides are 8.5 in. I couldn't imagine that I would need something longer than that and went from there.
Well, my best guess is that it is 4.5-5 when flaccid and 7-8 when at "full-mast" as it were. Wow. I really had no idea. I suppose that means I hold up to yet another stereotype aside from fried chicken. I guess that's not so bad.
Really wanting to hold and be held. My pillow will work for now, but I get the feeling that one day, that won't be enough. What will I do then?
I love how you had "dangly parts" and "8 inches" both mentioned in the same set of status comments. Dangerous information in the hands of some.
ReplyDeletethe longer side is 11". Wow... well, as long as you don't mix those stereotypes...
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