You know what is really, really annoying? Having to be a guy. I mean, I don't have to deal with periods, cramps, and/or pregnancies (in a manner of speaking), but ugh. I hate being rock hard at all of these random moments. It's just freakin uncomfortable and it seems to happen at random. I'm not thinking anything or watching anything...
You know, it would be different if I had been watching porn or something, but no. I just woke up and there it is. I'm watching something on youtube and [BAM!] again. I swear, sometimes I have to wonder if I generate a boner just by breathing. Mind you, I guess I'm glad all of my body functions properly, but when I don't seem to have a need for it and it shows up only to last for like ever.... especially when I'm trying to get some sleep. That's the worst. You have no idea how frustrating it is to try to sleep and not be able to because you can't turn on your side or because your are wearing clothing (like boxers or pajamas)...
Moments like... oh... now for instance. I think the worst of it is over, but I'm in a hospital sleeping in a reclining chair. Not a bed, but not horrible...
...until you wake up sheerly from one of these things. You know, if I were horny or something, then I could understand, but no... >_< FML.
omg i thought i was the only one who gets random boners for no reason
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i get hard at the store or the church haha
i never woke up without a boner since i hit puberty >.<
@vince: ha! priceless! i know EXACTLY what you mean! frustrating and awkward at times. usually amusing though.
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