I took the time tonight while talking with the guys to talk to Rickey about this sex thing as he stated that he wasn't sleeping in his room. His friend and a young lady slept in his room. This led to a conversation about having sex/hookups in the house. He stated that, unless drunk, he wouldn't have sex in the house with anyone in it...
In response, I plainly stated I would change locks and take his fucking key.
At this point, he just stared at me like I was crazy and stated that he was an adult paying bills. I didn't bat an eyelash and pointed out that he pays part of the bills and that I could give less than a flying fuck about what part of the bills he pays, I don't want his friends having sex at my house (my friends better know better than that bullshit) and that if I was woken up even once out of my sleep because he was having sex, I was going to unlock the door and videotape it or move out.
I.
Am.
Not.
Joking.
He stammered and I continued not to care. I'm not dealing with it and he knows in advance. He knows my work hours and he has a bedroom. I cannot comment on what happens when I am not home, but if I hear music blaring at 4am or starts something while I'm in that house, I am getting a membership on xtube, posting the vid, and placing it directly on his wall for the public to watch.
I might even charge.
Other than that, today was fine. Talked to Marc. Got work done. Talked to Polli for a moment via text and found out he's back on facebook (no idea why there, but ok). I forgot my keys (I won't tomorrow), but James brought them down, so I was able to get into the office.
All in all, except for having no desire to get out of bed, today was a decent day.
Yes, I know Steve Jobs died and that sucks as he did a lot of cool things and I own an iPhone, but he's neither friend nor family, so my emotions come to an end at the point of recognizing that he has passed and a lot of people including family will miss him.
In response, I plainly stated I would change locks and take his fucking key.
At this point, he just stared at me like I was crazy and stated that he was an adult paying bills. I didn't bat an eyelash and pointed out that he pays part of the bills and that I could give less than a flying fuck about what part of the bills he pays, I don't want his friends having sex at my house (my friends better know better than that bullshit) and that if I was woken up even once out of my sleep because he was having sex, I was going to unlock the door and videotape it or move out.
I.
Am.
Not.
Joking.
He stammered and I continued not to care. I'm not dealing with it and he knows in advance. He knows my work hours and he has a bedroom. I cannot comment on what happens when I am not home, but if I hear music blaring at 4am or starts something while I'm in that house, I am getting a membership on xtube, posting the vid, and placing it directly on his wall for the public to watch.
I might even charge.
Other than that, today was fine. Talked to Marc. Got work done. Talked to Polli for a moment via text and found out he's back on facebook (no idea why there, but ok). I forgot my keys (I won't tomorrow), but James brought them down, so I was able to get into the office.
All in all, except for having no desire to get out of bed, today was a decent day.
Yes, I know Steve Jobs died and that sucks as he did a lot of cool things and I own an iPhone, but he's neither friend nor family, so my emotions come to an end at the point of recognizing that he has passed and a lot of people including family will miss him.
Aww, no sexy time in Omoi's house, unless there is plans to start a career on the interwebs.
ReplyDelete"I cannot comment on what happens when I am not home, but if I hear music blaring at 4am or starts something while I'm in that house, I am getting a membership on xtube, posting the vid, and placing it directly on his wall for the public to watch.
ReplyDeleteI might even charge."
I cannot begin to tell you how this made me laugh. :)