irritation in minor keys

You know, the thing that irritates me most is that I've had to say the same exact thing multiple times a day everyday for weeks now. Could you please explain why it is so hard to understand me when I speak your native language? I mean, I do speak a few:

- spanish

- french

- japanese

- malay

I even know phrases in greek, maltese, and mandarin. Hell, I made up a language.

However, I chose to speak to you in english. I understand you and I am sure you understood me so WHY am I dealing with this again -- for the fifth time in days now -- when I have already told you what is going on? WTF....?!??!?!?

...and before you ask: yes I am rather highly irritated to the point of being angry.

...and before you ask: yes, that is directed toward you.

You are not deaf. You are not unintelligent. So I assume that you've just decided to say "well fuck whatever you just said...."

If that is the case, then fine, but try to be understanding if and when I punch you directly in the face and walk away without a word.... although you may hear a number... like two.