Effin Amazing

So today I went and saw this lovely lady:

That's right: be jealous.

Seriously, I just wanted to get out of the house and out of Athens for a while, so I posted on FB and asked who wanted a visit. I took the responses I got and planned a visit to Michelle since she was the first response.

I called Brett to see if he wanted in.
He did.

When he arrived, I ate the lunch on my diet and headed to menchies. While there, I got a hat.

After that, it was just the two of us on the open road with a talking GPS app and lots of upbeat music. We talked about all sorts of things from the silly to the serious and back again.

Arriving at Michelle's, Kasey greeted Brett and I at the door with great gusto. After that, we chatted for a bit. Michelle herself was out for a bit. Kasey was preparing to go fishing with her beau.

When Michelle got home, she settled in and caught us up on things going on with her. We exchanged stories from the past, explaining our connection to Brett. I also got to show her some of the pictures I've been working on. Finally, we went out for a walk around the downtown area.

Lots of shops. We stopped at a sushi spot and Marble Slab for ice cream. We spent most of that time laughing and in good spirits. I tried to tag Randa on the way up, but timing with other things didn't work out well. Hopefully, I will catch her when I'm up that way again.

After a lot more talking and such, Brett and I made the return trek home and talked about a lot of funny and semi-awkward things while laughing about the events of the day.

When I finally got home, James and Rickey were here, so Brett talked to them for a bit. I came over to them and spoke a bit as well. We got plenty of questions about what we did all day.

I answered not a one.

After that, James mentioned that Rickey had some going-away party for him last night.


Um....whutdafukk?! Did you really just tell this man -- who told you he was going to be gone for the weekend on friday morning -- that you were having a going-away party for him when he was clearly not to be home and lie to his face?

Well... I wanted to surprise you and I thought you would be back home...


OMFG are you kidding me right now? So how did all the stuff last night happen?

Well, you didn't come home, so I decided to do some other stuff....


I simply posted, "I don't like liars..." and left that alone. Nigga knows he was not trying to have a going-away party when James was gone for the weekend; James never comes home on a Saturday when he has the whole weekend off.

Lying bastard...

Rickey asked if I got laid. I told him he'll find out at 7:30AM tomorrow morning. "That wasn't me man, that was Kevin." You really want me to believe that you let someone have sex that you did not partake of in your bedroom?! Do I really look that dumb to you?! C'mon son. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

How do people stay on that next level shit? I'll catch you every time and I know I caught you now, but you know what? Fuck it. I had a good day being somewhere other than here and I'll choose to let that make this night good even if Rickey is a lying prick more than half the time now...

What the hell happened to this kid...?


...oh, and I sound like a fratty, white guy. Priceless.